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dolph laserhawk | captain laserhawk ([personal profile] laserhawk) wrote2023-11-10 11:38 am
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neighsaying: the window behind it is too small for it to go through. i'm impressed (Default)

[personal profile] neighsaying 2025-07-05 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Why, don't seem like the type?

[ ... he isn't. He's very impatient. ]
neighsaying: when you have a kiwi flavored condom (nothing bad can happen)

[personal profile] neighsaying 2025-07-05 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I can get them to bite sometimes, but they take off with the bait before I can do anything. I don't know if I'm hooking it wrong or what.

[ He offers the kit for Dolph's inspection, watching him closely. ]
neighsaying: (just made a vodka and cranberry)

[personal profile] neighsaying 2025-07-05 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
I have to let it go deeper?

[ He frowns a little bit but doesn't fight the advice, reaching out to grab a piece of bait and do as suggested. ]
neighsaying: (everyone says i win the strip club)

[personal profile] neighsaying 2025-07-05 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh. This is familiar to him showing Dolph how to cut vegetables, and he leans back into his fiancee a little as he settles. Then he's immediately told to be still, and while he does as instructed, he does grumble. ]

Hard to be still with you looking like that behind me.
neighsaying: that's how visiting my parents is going (i had wine for breakfast at six am)

[personal profile] neighsaying 2025-07-05 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Jean snorts, but lets Dolph take more of his weight. He manages to stay still for the length of time it finally takes for the line to dip under a bite. He half turns his head to look at Dolph, the silent question of what do I do now? clear on his face. ]
neighsaying: to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes (went from "chill game of beer pong")

[personal profile] neighsaying 2025-07-05 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ Jean pulls on the rod as well when Dolph tells him too, almost throwing himself forward and into the water in his excitement. Between the two of them they pull up a fish. It's....

It's not very big, maybe the size of Jean's palm. His pride immediately turns to a frown despite knowing that one can't do everything right on a first try. ]


Well.. at least I got one.
neighsaying: (except mikasa) (i hate all girls vehemently)

[personal profile] neighsaying 2025-07-05 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to count this as my first attempt, since I was hear awhile before I messaged you.

[ he says it graciously, at least. he wouldn't have caught anything without Dolph. he moves to put more bait on the line, determined to try again.

as he does, though: ]


Tell me about the first time you tried?
neighsaying: sounds like the best night ever ([-4] pancakes and booze)

[personal profile] neighsaying 2025-07-05 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Jean makes a soft noise of understanding, laying his head back against Dolph's shoulder. ]

That was the past. You've changed since then. I mean, I'm sure I've told you that I was a little shit when I was younger.

[ He slants a smile at him. ]

But we grow.
neighsaying: bad things will happen (just bought an airhorn)

[personal profile] neighsaying 2025-07-05 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[ he doesn't say it's okay, because he's well familiar with the feeling of needing to do more. he doesn't say dolph shouldn't feel that way, now. instead, he turns his head a little to tuck it against Dolph's neck, pressing a kiss there.

.... completely missing that his line gets tugged on. ]
neighsaying: I'M NOT A TEEN DAD LETS GO PARTY (IMPORTANT UPDATE)

spoiler alert he's not going to catch another fish

[personal profile] neighsaying 2025-07-08 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Jean plants a kiss on his jaw before the words register. ]

What fi - shit!

[ Jean sits upright and forward quickly, trying to yank on the line and unfortunately losing the fish in his attempt to speedily recover. He looks annoyed, but not so annoyed he can't take a little teasing. He seems to be expecting it as he re-baits the hook. ]
neighsaying: you do realize that? (he's just an extension of his penis)

[personal profile] neighsaying 2025-07-08 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Jean's ears turn red at the laughing, but there's something delightful in getting to hear it, too.

He's still grumpy about it. ]


Yeah, yeah, yuk it up while you can, Laserhawk.
neighsaying: when you have a kiwi flavored condom (nothing bad can happen)

wrap? or we can do beachwalkins if you want

[personal profile] neighsaying 2025-07-08 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
I will.

[ Spoiler alert: he does not. The tiny fish is his only catch, but at least he has his tall, handsome fiancee to kiss his surliness away. ]